Bl**dy neighbour ...

[levad]

... has just had a burglar alarm fitted and is being shown how it works, blasted thing going off every few minutes

Must get a quote for triple glazing.

 

[Kestevan]

Just wait till he goes out and nick it.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

I've got bu**er all worth nicking. That works too.

 

[summerdays]

We have got a new neighbour at one end of our road ... and I'm sure it was them that I saw running away from an empty house at the other end about 2 seconds after I heard breaking glass... but not certain. I'm hoping that I'm wrong but very worried in case I'm right

 

[ColinJ]

I've got bu**er all worth nicking. That works too.

What about your bike(s)?

 

[gary r]

when we lived in London the alarm opposite was going off all night on Christmas eve & most of christmas morning( a fault i presume as there didnt seem to be a break in),The Police didnt want to know and the house owners were abroard for christmas.My father in law had enough by midday and took a ladder over the road cut the cable & smashed the alarm to bits with a hammer (the alarm has a battery so cable cutting doesnt stop it).There were cheers from all the neigbours as he carried his ladder back home.nice peaceful christmas day!!!

 

[Fnaar]

When we got burgled (in the early days of us living together) it looked like the flat had been tidied up Mind you, they nicked a load of papers etc, and the police contacted me 6 months later to let me know they'd arrested someone who'd been trying to sell my passport in a dodgy pub!

 

[tyred]

Does anyone pay attention to these alarms anymore?

 

[postman]

Don't need alarms in my street .

We have dogs ,loads of them have suddenly appeared and each one barks,barks barks .

Then sod me all the others start talikng back .

Starts early all afternoon then late tea time .

It's going to be great to sit in the garden trying to enjoy the tranquility of a glorious day .

Get the bike out .Lets get way from them .