Bl***y McDonald

[dodgy]

My wife wanted some new tops so I offered to take her to Asda in Queensferry and buy her lunch there as well. What a disappointment as they only have a McDonald's there and we don't do McDonald's, so we just had a sandwich instead. At least, she got 3 tops which I very kindly offered to pay for.

You could have taken her for a lovely walk around the delightful Garden City. I hear it's wonderful, how can anywhere called 'Garden City' not be wonderful?

 

[Oldbloke]

Old people HAVE to wear either beige or pastel colours. And grey vinyl shoes. It's the law.
I'm nearly old myself, but I'm still allowed to wear proper colours and stuff.

Can't get beige Lycra anywhere...no mention of Hush Puppies then?

 

[cyberknight]

.... you know how to give a girl a good time ....

A cheap wife if shes pleased with 3 tops, my money is just handed over as its saves loads of hassle

 

[Fnaar]

Can't get beige Lycra anywhere...no mention of Hush Puppies then?

Hush Puppies can be on the right feet.

That poem about "When I am old, I shall wear purple".... rubbish, I bet she ended up in beige slacks and a pastel blue cardy.

 

[Fab Foodie]

And taupe, taupe's nice.

... especially with Turnips ....

 

[Hyslop]

Old people HAVE to wear either beige or pastel colours. And grey vinyl shoes. It's the law.
I'm nearly old myself, but I'm still allowed to wear proper colours and stuff.

The shoes also must,absolutely must,have velcro closures.And the trousers beige,taupe,whatever you will,have no real pockets,simply a hole.This allows rapid access to the quick release cord on the incontinence pants should the need arise.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Hush Puppies can be on the right feet.

That poem about "When I am old, I shall wear purple".... rubbish, I bet she ended up in beige slacks and a pastel blue cardy.

Crimpolene slacks an all.

 

[totallyfixed]

My wife wanted some new tops so I offered to take her to Asda in Queensferry and buy her lunch there as well. What a disappointment as they only have a McDonald's there and we don't do McDonald's, so we just had a sandwich instead. At least, she got 3 tops which I very kindly offered to pay for.

You need to move here.

 

[The Brewer]

You could have taken her for a lovely walk around the delightful Garden City. I hear it's wonderful, how can anywhere called 'Garden City' not be wonderful?

There's a cafe in Regal pawn in Garden city, only 75p for a coffee ;-)

 

[Bazzer]

Beige trousers are rubbish when you get older. Dribbles show!
Don't ask me how I know

 

[gavroche]

Forgot to say I also bought her some flowers.

 

[MarkF]

Forgot to say I also bought her some flowers.

From a florist, not Asda?

 

[gavroche]

They have some very nice flowers in Asda and they last about a week.

 

[Hyslop]

Beige trousers are rubbish when you get older. Dribbles show!
Don't ask me how I know

Apparently not if you purchase those with Gore Tex lined legs-the" Cumfiwee Gentlemens Leisure Loungers" for those worry free social occasions-all the go if you need to go.All the rage in Carlisle!

 

[Gravity Aided]

I'm casting my vote for ecru. Understated and elegant.