Bloke chats a woman up in a bar..

[LLB]

He turns to her and says 'I'd love to get into your knickers'

She replies - not a chance Mister....















































I've got one peanut in them already.

 

[papercorn2000]

Take that one outside and shoot it - it's the only humane thing to do!

 

[PaulB]

Didn't they find that written on parchment on Noah's ark?

 

[Tim Bennet.]

Why do you relate your life story to us in the third person?

 

[PaulB]

Why do you relate your life story to us in the third person?

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[cheadle hulme]

Why do you relate your life story to us in the third person?

Excellent!

 

[LLB]

Why do you relate your life story to us in the third person?

Well the reality is that I've got 6 females in my life. The missus, 2 daughters, 2 horses and a dog.

The dog on a bad hair day is more photogenic than you Tim

 

[Radius]

That dog pic is hilarious!

 

[Night Train]

Isn't that Gordon the Gopher in his retirement?

 

[papercorn2000]

That's Chewbacca's younger nephew!

 

[Melvil]

Well the reality is that I've got 6 females in my life. The missus, 2 daughters, 2 horses and a dog.

The dog on a bad hair day is more photogenic than you Tim

If a mole could be a dog then that would be a mole!