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Bloke sh@gs garden table shock horror

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by TheDoctor, 31 Mar 2008.

  1. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    After the bloke-caught-his-shagging-bike debacle, come this tale of a guy from Ohio caught sh@gging his garden furniture

    I'd be scared of getting splinters myself:eek:, but it takes all sorts...;)

    Can I pass anyone the Cuprinol?:tongue:
  2. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Psssst, look at this.
  3. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Damn. Thought I was first with this.
    Erm, this story, I mean.

    *hangs head in shame*
  4. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Colne, Lancs
    Following the tradition of the bike sexing incident, it is necessary to have at least 5 threads on this anyway.
    Is he a registered sex offender now?
  5. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Don't know. I believe so. Apparently it's more serious because he lives near a school.
    *remembers various antics over last 20 years*
    *realises lives near two schools*
  6. Renard

    Renard Guest

    He screwed the legs right off it!
  7. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    But they turned the tables on him!
    Was his response to say, it's not a big problem, it's only an occasional table?

    What really worries me is that the person who tipped off the police gave 3 DVD's of video evidence!! 3 DVD's!!
    Enough footage of this bloke havin his party on the patio(furniture)to fill 3 DVD's, whats that all about then, eh?

    Summink is just not right if you ask me.
  8. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    I'm just impressed at his stamina. Mind you, if all I had was a garden table to work with, so to speak, it'd take me 2.5 DVDs or so just to get wood.
  9. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Watch out for splinter groups!

    It was a metal table BTW.
  10. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Melksham, Wilts
    I cant get my head round how he managed it.
    Ah ha the bit for the umbrella yuck.
  11. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    I liked the bit about how sex with a picnic table is normally a misdemeanour. Plainly, this is a very common offence.
  12. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    He's clearly one sandwich short of a picnic!
  13. Are there no sheep in that neck of the woods?