Bloke sh@gs garden table shock horror

[TheDoctor]

After the bloke-caught-his-shagging-bike debacle, come this tale of a guy from Ohio caught sh@gging his garden furniture

I'd be scared of getting splinters myself, but it takes all sorts...

Can I pass anyone the Cuprinol?

 

[Joe24]

Psssst, look at this.

 

[TheDoctor]

Damn. Thought I was first with this.
Erm, this story, I mean.

*hangs head in shame*

 

[SamNichols]

Following the tradition of the bike sexing incident, it is necessary to have at least 5 threads on this anyway.
Is he a registered sex offender now?

 

[TheDoctor]

Don't know. I believe so. Apparently it's more serious because he lives near a school.
*remembers various antics over last 20 years*
*realises lives near two schools*
*worries*

 

[Renard]

He screwed the legs right off it!

 

[tdr1nka]

But they turned the tables on him!
Was his response to say, it's not a big problem, it's only an occasional table?

What really worries me is that the person who tipped off the police gave 3 DVD's of video evidence!! 3 DVD's!!
Enough footage of this bloke havin his party on the patio(furniture)to fill 3 DVD's, whats that all about then, eh?

Summink is just not right if you ask me.

 

[TheDoctor]

But they turned the tables on him!
Was his response to say, it's not a big problem, it's only an occasional table?

What really worries me is that the person who tipped off the police gave 3 DVD's of video evidence!! 3 DVD's!!
Enough footage of this bloke havin his party on the patio(furniture)to fill 3 DVD's, whats that all about then, eh?

Summink is just not right if you ask me.

I'm just impressed at his stamina. Mind you, if all I had was a garden table to work with, so to speak, it'd take me 2.5 DVDs or so just to get wood.
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*tumbleweeds*
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IGMC.

 

[tdr1nka]

Watch out for splinter groups!

It was a metal table BTW.

 

[Milo]

I cant get my head round how he managed it.
Ah ha the bit for the umbrella yuck.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I liked the bit about how sex with a picnic table is normally a misdemeanour. Plainly, this is a very common offence.

 

[Fnaar]

He's clearly one sandwich short of a picnic!

 

[Over The Hill]

Are there no sheep in that neck of the woods?