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Bloke sh@gs garden table shock horror

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by TheDoctor, 31 Mar 2008.

  1. TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    After the bloke-caught-his-shagging-bike debacle, come this tale of a guy from Ohio caught sh@gging his garden furniture

    I'd be scared of getting splinters myself:eek:, but it takes all sorts...;)

    Can I pass anyone the Cuprinol?:tongue:
     
  2. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    Psssst, look at this.
    ;)
     
  3. OP
    OP
    TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Damn. Thought I was first with this.
    Erm, this story, I mean.

    *hangs head in shame*
     
  4. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Location:
    Colne, Lancs
    Following the tradition of the bike sexing incident, it is necessary to have at least 5 threads on this anyway.
    Is he a registered sex offender now?
     
  5. OP
    OP
    TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    Don't know. I believe so. Apparently it's more serious because he lives near a school.
    *remembers various antics over last 20 years*
    *realises lives near two schools*
    *worries*
     
  6. Renard

    Renard Guest

    He screwed the legs right off it!
     
  7. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    But they turned the tables on him!
    Was his response to say, it's not a big problem, it's only an occasional table?

    What really worries me is that the person who tipped off the police gave 3 DVD's of video evidence!! 3 DVD's!!
    Enough footage of this bloke havin his party on the patio(furniture)to fill 3 DVD's, whats that all about then, eh?

    Summink is just not right if you ask me.
     
  8. OP
    OP
    TheDoctor

    TheDoctor Man-Machine Staff Member

    Location:
    Stevenage
    I'm just impressed at his stamina. Mind you, if all I had was a garden table to work with, so to speak, it'd take me 2.5 DVDs or so just to get wood.
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    *tumbleweeds*
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    IGMC.:biggrin:
     
  9. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Watch out for splinter groups!

    It was a metal table BTW.
     
  10. Milo

    Milo Veteran

    Location:
    Melksham, Wilts
    I cant get my head round how he managed it.
    Ah ha the bit for the umbrella yuck.
     
  11. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    I liked the bit about how sex with a picnic table is normally a misdemeanour. Plainly, this is a very common offence.
     
  12. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    He's clearly one sandwich short of a picnic!
     
  13. Are there no sheep in that neck of the woods?