Not today but last Sunday.... went down to my cycling buddy's house and removed, planed, varnished and refitted his sticking back door for him. He's a very clever physician with an Oxford degree but useless at DIY or bike fettling.
Cleaned the car ready for the return to work.
Nipped round to my neighbour's house and felled a tree, cut it up, carried the logs home, split them with the maul and stacked them. The chainsaw and the splitting maul are the most blokeish garden tools; they are very destructive and dangerous enough that you can order people around without fear of a challenge.