Was away in the van, staying on a site in Keswick on the shore of Derwentwater and had my Lab out for an early walk in the rain, when he introduced me to the joys of dog rolling. He'd found the most disgusting smelling remains of a decomposing eel and rolled to his heart's content, before I sussed what he was up to.
The stench was so bad that I had to stay upwind of him while I walked him in to town to the petshop and tied him 2 lamp posts away while I waited for the shop to open.
One large bottle of dog shampoo later saw me knee deep in Derwentwater, still pishing down, holding on to errant mutt and surrounded by soap suds !!