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Boat for Sale

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Tetedelacourse, 21 Aug 2007.

  1. Tetedelacourse

    Tetedelacourse New Member

    Location:
    Rosyth
    Paddy is walking past Mick's farm when he sees a sign saying "Boat for sale".

    He walks up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door.

    Paddy: What's all dis abewt a boat? You don't have a boat you eejit, you've only got a caravan and a tractor.

    Mick: yes oi know dat, but dey are boat for sale.
     
  2. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    :blush:
     
  3. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

  4. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Location:
    O' slO'
    Mick's walking passed his brother's house and notices three, small, recently-dug graves in the garden.
    Intrigued he knocks on the door to find out what has happened.
    'Hello dare', Tom! Why've you got dose tree graves in the garden for?'
    'Well, Mick, our dog died so we buried it.'
    'But you've only got de one dog!?'
    'Yes, I know.'
    'So why did ya dig tree graves for, den?'
    'Well, de first two weren't big enough, ya see!' :blush:
     
  5. Big Bren

    Big Bren New Member

    Location:
    Yorkshire
    You can't beat a bit of good, clean, racist family humour!

    Bren
     
  6. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    Well, they both gave me a smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!