Bob was in trouble......

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Bigtallfatbloke, 20 Dec 2007.

  1. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    .........He forgot to buy a gift for his wife. His wife was really pissed off.

    She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
    She opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales.
  2. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    Bob returned home at about 7pm. Strangely, his key wouldn't turn the lock in the front door. :biggrin:. He went (up the stairs)round to the back door, but that was locked as well.

    Back to the front door :thumbsup:, then he noticed - the Jaguar in the drive way, "Not seen that there before" said Bob, to himself, (he being the ONLY one who knows what he is talking about).

    So, in trepidation, he rang the door bell. What was the first thing that struck him when he opened the door?

    The bathroom scales.

    Realising he might have made a teensy weensy error in his choice of present, he backed away from the door, in case other objects were projected in his direction. Then he heard an unfamiliar noise behind him, and so he turned round.

    And was promptly eaten by the jaguar. :biggrin::biggrin:
  3. American bathroom scales presumably.

    Those on sale in this county normally go to 20 (stone) or 130 (kg)
  4. Speicher

    Speicher Vice Admiral Moderator

    Bob was quite slim and that jaguar is still hungry, do you want to be its second course? :thumbsup:
  5. ...all because Bob tried to cheetah...
  6. Fab Foodie

    Fab Foodie hanging-on in quiet desperation ...

    Yep, no point lion to her...
  7. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    She should take pride in her appearance, though!
  8. leopards don't change their spots - c'mon...
  9. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    he shouldn't panther to her whims anyway.
  10. simon_adams_uk

    simon_adams_uk Veteran

    SW London
    The chances are he'll have ocelot of money in the divorce!

  11. Could someone post a few lynx to the nuthouse? :thumbsup:
  12. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    sit back, put your feet up and light a hamlet jaguar.....
  13. Landslide

    Landslide Rare Migrant

    Called to the bar
    ... you'll soon be feline better...
  14. Pete

    Pete Guest

  15. sloe

    sloe New Member

    So if BTFB claims it as original he's kitten.
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