Bob was in trouble......


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.........He forgot to buy a gift for his wife. His wife was really pissed off.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new set of bathroom scales.


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Bob returned home at about 7pm. Strangely, his key wouldn't turn the lock in the front door. :biggrin:. He went (up the stairs)round to the back door, but that was locked as well.

Back to the front door :thumbsup:, then he noticed - the Jaguar in the drive way, "Not seen that there before" said Bob, to himself, (he being the ONLY one who knows what he is talking about).

So, in trepidation, he rang the door bell. What was the first thing that struck him when he opened the door?

The bathroom scales.

Realising he might have made a teensy weensy error in his choice of present, he backed away from the door, in case other objects were projected in his direction. Then he heard an unfamiliar noise behind him, and so he turned round.

And was promptly eaten by the jaguar. :biggrin::biggrin:
he shouldn't panther to her whims anyway.
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