Bob was in trouble......

[Pete]

Worse than that ... he'll be Jellymeat Whiskas mate...

 

[John Ponting]

American bathroom scales presumably.

Those on sale in this county normally go to 20 (stone) or 130 (kg)

It must be the way you tell 'em - BTFB made it sound amusing

 

[Aperitif]

It must be the way you tell 'em - BTFB made it sound amusing

 

[alecstilleyedye]

it was the cat's miow

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

..I didnt think this had a cats chance in hell of getting any replies!

 

[Speicher]

Can anyone explain why Bob went up the stairs to the back door BEFORE he went in the front door?

 

[sloe]

Correct me if I'm wrong but there is absolutely no reference to the above in the further above.

Therefore, Speicher, you're a perv!

 

[trustysteed]

it's good manners to try the front door several times before attempting the back door. allegedly.

 

[Speicher]

Ha ha LOL

 

[Gerry Attrick]

But there's always a get-out claws.

 

[Speicher]

My back door is up-stairs.

 

[trustysteed]

don't worry, i'm sure i'll find it....

 

[terry huckle]

I`m going to have to paws for a while before coming up with a suitable reply.

 

[Aperitif]

This sounds like a novel I read once...'Fur From The Mad In-crowd' I think I read it at Cubs...not sure