Bonj. In a box. With a zonkey.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Mister Paul, 14 Aug 2007.

  1. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    The zonkey eats Bonj to death. It is then overcome with indigestion from the little tinker disagreeing with him, so he goes for a walk around the box.

    What happens to the weight?

    Does Bonj shut up?

    What are the prospects for the poor zonkey, who has just ingested the human result of a lifetime of "4 quarter pounder meals please, with a strawberry shake. And yes, I'll go large"?

    Who wants Bonj's huge engine?
  2. radger

    radger Über Member

    The zonkey feels healthy, so it is healthy. If not, it might evolve to be healthy.
    And the engine could be used to evaporate water to make clouds, which would make everyone happy
  3. Twenty Inch

    Twenty Inch New Member

    Behind a desk
    The zonkey claims to have eaten Bonj, then backtracks, contradicts itself and looks a tit.
  4. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Deal, Kent
    Zonkey wants Bonj's posts added to his?
  5. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK
    Some time later the zonkey produces a pile of steaming poo in responce to a question. Ah, there's the similarity...

    Luckily, a zonkey will always be infertile. Sadly, bonj may yet reproduce.
  6. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Eek! Baby Bonjs! Is there a Mrs Bonj (apologies to all other varieties of partner)?
  7. OP
    Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    If there is, she can't cook.
  8. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    With all this Bonj knocking stuff flying about (:sad:) I feel that I should point out that I do have a strange, almost fondness for him. Blithering fool though he may be, he's mostly harmless. I quite enjoyed the horse thread...;)
  9. OP
    Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    Great, isn't he?
  10. Jaded

    Jaded New Member

    Grate, doesn't he!
  11. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Deal, Kent
    when he is riding his horse goes he go over gates?
  12. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Nah. Not even close. Read the epic threads across which he dispenses his wisdom and you'll understand. Join in with the next one. Then you'll really understand. It's a game, and Bonj is enjoying it as much as everyone else. I'm quite fond of him really. :biggrin:

    The 'C' word gets used far, far too easily and never appropriately from what I've seen over the years...
  13. spesh

    spesh Well-Known Member

    In accordance with quantum theory, it is just as probable that Bonj has killed the zonkey and turned it into a weekend's worth of burgers and zonkey tartare.

    Until we open the box, we have no idea... and Bonj and the ungulant-of-the-moment are quantum smeared across the entire universe... :sad:;):biggrin:
  14. spesh

    spesh Well-Known Member

    And "clique" as well. ;)
  15. got-to-get-fit

    got-to-get-fit New Member

    Yarm, Cleveland
    "Hate to say it but all this Bonj baiting comes across as being, ahem,...cliquey Ah well i've said it now. Something which i've previously defended C+ for not being "

    And with that statement you become part of the clique

    ................oh crap, me too!
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