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bonj2

Guest
RANK.
 

Chuffy

Veteran
bonj said:
he's right though, you DO just sit there.
Yeah, showjumping means just sitting there while the horse works out the course all for itself....:wacko:
BRING IT ON ZONKEY BOY!!!!! :biggrin:
 

bonj2

Guest
Chuffy said:
Yeah, showjumping means just sitting there while the horse works out the course all for itself....;)
BRING IT ON ZONKEY BOY!!!!! :biggrin:

When a horse gets to the jump, IT decides whether or not it wants to bother jumping it or not. Often, it doesn't, and it stops and the rider falls off the front over the horse's head. Then the horse just looks down disrespectfully at the rider, no attempt to apologise or comfort the rider or lick it like a dog would. Bloody RUDE if you ask me, when it's been fed and groomed by them, but then again they HAVE deliberately gone in for such a stupid 'sport' of their own free will (and I use the term 'sport' in a loose sense, as I don't really think it's a sport as by definition a sport has to involve physical ability on the part of the person).
If it DOES decide to do the jump, then all the person has to do is grip it and stay on while it's in the air. It's the horse's motion that propels the combination of horse and rider over the jump, not the person's!
 

Chuffy

Veteran
That's a bit like saying that all an F1 driver does is sit on his arse and press the throttle.....
 

Andy in Sig

Vice President in Exile
I notice that poor old Bonjy doesn't even merit a "Ping" anymore: he just gets his name yelled out. Reminds me of Capt Mainwaring shouting for Pike.;):biggrin::biggrin:
 

bonj2

Guest
Chuffy said:
That's a bit like saying that all an F1 driver does is sit on his arse and press the throttle.....

well apart from steer, brake and use the flappy paddles, he does.
 

TheDoctor

Noble and true, with a heart of steel
Moderator
Andy in Sig said:
I notice that poor old Bonjy doesn't even merit a "Ping" anymore: he just gets his name yelled out. Reminds me of Capt Mainwaring shouting for Pike.;):biggrin::biggrin:

"Stupid boy!!!!!!" :ohmy:
 

Andy in Sig

Vice President in Exile
Bonjy's got a point though. Computers are powerful enough these days to factor in all the mechanical developments and weather conditions so that the drivers could just sit in simulators and do it indoors. This would save a fortune on track maintenance and fuel and keep noise levels down. Then to actually inject a bit of sporting activity into F1, they could all be made to go for a five mile run afterwards.:biggrin:
 
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