Booze calculator: What's your drinking nationality?

[smokeysmoo]

Another Kuwaiti here..........

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Based on the past week I'm Macedonian. Usually I drink even less than that.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

'You drink more heavily than people from Belarus, the heaviest-drinking country in the world'

And I'm Romanian'ish

Oh dear, it would appear I need a new Passport......... from Belarus..... well, my UK Passport expires next year anyway.

I got told I drank more than them too.

Come and join me in my newly created Alcovakiastan

 

[craigwend]

Bolivian Chadist

 

[jefmcg]

I'm the Queen Mum.

“At noon, she had her first drink of the day — a potent mix of two parts of the fortified wine Dubonnet to one part of gin. This was followed by red wine with lunch and, very occasionally, a glass of port to end it. Later came the ritual observed at 6pm, deemed the earliest acceptable time for an evening drink. ‘Colin, are we at the magic hour?’ the Queen Mother would invariably ask, and I’d mix her a Martini. After a couple of these, she would sit down to dinner and drink one or two glasses of pink champagne.”

 

[alicat]

My spiritual home is Portugal, apparently.

Eu também!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Another Namibian here. Have we won?

 

[BoldonLad]

Just on my way home from the pub, last bus from Belarus

 

[Tin Pot]

So am I
Been tee-total, since passing my driving test in early 1983
I did it to remove that 'one for the road' temptation, that I still saw people do

I won't even touch sherry trifle, but do drink this (0% alcohol)

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farking pisshead.

 

[Tin Pot]

Just on my way home from the pub, last bus from Belarus

YEES!

 

[User32269]

Have just added tonight to the calculation and I've gone from Vietnamese to Namibian.
Which is nice.

 

[Tin Pot]

Another Kuwaiti here..........

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Sick.

Sick and disgusting.

How dare you.

 

[Tin Pot]

Have just added tonight to the calculation and I've gone from Vietnamese to Namibian.
Which is nice.

Was Venusian not on the scale?

 

[User32269]

Was Venusian not on the scale?

Possibly by the end of tonight.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Togo
Even though I usually drink bugger all but let myself go a bit at christmas.