Booze free 2013?

[Mad Doug Biker]

Age 3, I glugged down a full glass of my dads brown ale when he was busy fixing the telly.

I havnt been the same since.

At about the age of 4, I used to drink cider, not realising what it was. I eventually innocently told my Dad (who had been wondering there it had been disappearing too), and it was made abundantly clear that it was very bad for me. So I stopped.