Booze nationality calculator

[Paulus]

Apparently this week I am on a par with Nambia. 33rd in the world.

 

[jefmcg]

Or nauru, dunno where that is

Nauru is a Pacific island who's one asset, phosphate (bird poo), was stripped mined and shipped to Australia as fertiliser, leaving the island a virtual torus with nothing in the centre. The money was mostly spent on bad investments, including - I am not making this up - Leonardo the Musical, and now one of their main forms of income is running a detention centre to help the Australian government avoid its treaty obligations towards refugees.

I imagine they'd drink heavily if they could afford to.

 

[andyfraser]

Most weeks I'm Kuwait. This week I'm Tajikistan. With next week being Christmas I'm going to be Moldova. Averaged over the year I'm Jordan.

 

[mr_cellophane]

Kuwait this week, probably Namibia next week.

 

[vernon]

Averaged over the year I'm Jordan.

So what do you look like when you're not Jordan?

 

[Aperitif]

Very strange, I put in 4 and 4 for beer and wine and got Australia the 17th highest
Then I included last weekend, so it was 8 and 8, and got Slovenia the 24th highest
How does that work then?

You are a Rangers fan AICMF - bloody lightweights.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

You are a Rangers fan AICMF - bloody lightweights.

I may have confused glasses with bottles of wine...

 

[Aperitif]

So what do you look like when you're not Jordan?

Reminded me of something weighty, and not to be overlooked..


All sounds like a bit of a dogs dinner, but the essence is 'Looking over Jordan' etc and...I'm sure she would benefit from a one-to-one with you, Vernon, to explain the principles of pork, combustion and a little bit of afterburn...

 

[Aperitif]

as fertiliser, leaving the isNauru is a Pacific island who's one asset, phosphate (bird poo), was stripped mined and shipped to Australia

I imagine they'd drink heavily if they could afford to.

Ah! That's why VB tastes so rubbish then.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I drink like an Italian, apparently.

GC

 

[TVC]

French.

See, classy me.

 

[R_nger]

It's an odd calculator...there's one pint between Namibia in 33rd and Belarus in 1st. Good to see that the BBC can spare 4 people to work on this article.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

It's an odd calculator...there's one pint between Namibia in 33rd and Belarus in 1st. Good to see that the BBC can spare 4 people to work on this article.

.. who are clearly pissed.

GC

 

[Aperitif]

I drink like an Italian, apparently.

GC

As long as you don't play football like one, or you'll be on Marmion's hit list...more Glasgow Royal Infirmary than Glasgow Cyclist

PS By the amount you drink, you are obviously part of the Rangers 'liquidation'

 

[glasgowcyclist]

As long as you don't play football like one, or you'll be on Marmion's hit list...more Glasgow Royal Infirmary than Glasgow Cyclist

PS By the amount you drink, you are obviously part of the Rangers 'liquidation'

Never been a fan of it and wouldn't even know which side of the ball to kick.


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