Trust us, DP, you're BelorussianCan't get the BBC thingy to work on my pooter!

Trust us, DP, you're BelorussianCan't get the BBC thingy to work on my pooter!
Never been a fan of it and wouldn't even know which side of the ball to kick.
GC
I reckon we're all 'Beyond Belarusii', truth be told. Ukraine your neck to sup a pint, the beer is Putin a glass, and my local is full of cagey b's - we're doom(bar)ed!Belarus. I have a morbid fear of dehydration.
If you drank like this every week, in a year you would consume:
1,456
pints
Your drinking habits are unlike the average from any country.
But your closest match on overall consumption alone is Belarus, the heaviest-drinking country in the world.![]()
So they say, but what about the 'hooch' ex pats brew, that's not in the figures. Just like the homebrew that Finnish people drink before they go out to bars/nightclubs (my ex Sarii was from there and told me about their way of 'freeze distilling' spirits by brewing a sort of potato wine then leaving it outside overnight)You drink like you're from Yemen, which is the joint fourth lightest-drinking country in the world.