Booze

[col]

After my first night out since last year, why does drinking lager do this to my head? Its a drug isnt it??

 

[BigonaBianchi]

yep..but it ain't aspirin

 

[rollinstok]

Dont forget that £20 I lent you earlier

 

[ufkacbln]

If you can't soar with the Larks, don't hoot with the Owls!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Lager?

Pub near me, which I may have visited on Saturday night , doesn't sell lager - won't have the filthy muck on the premises.

 

[Globalti]

Quite right, it's pasteurised Euro-piss. Support British brewers, I say.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A nice dark pint of ale for me please!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Pub near me, which I may have visited on Saturday night , doesn't sell lager - won't have the filthy muck on the premises.

We have one like that, fairly local to me, they have been known to ask keg lager orderers to leave. But I rarely drink there as you can't get to the bar for beards and sandals.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

But I rarely drink there as you can't get to the bar for beards and sandals.

Bloody women!

 

[asterix]

Nice of you to offer. Guinness or Murphy's please. Cold.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Pub near me, which I may have visited on Saturday night , doesn't sell lager - won't have the filthy muck on the premises.

This makes me think of an occasion when I was visiting The Drunken Duck (a very nice pub/restaurant/hotel/brewery near Hawkshead, Cumbria). A bloke came in and looked along the bar at the line up of quality beers, all brewed on the premises, and says; "What have you got on cream-flow?"

Some folk have no taste.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

This makes me think of an occasion when I was visiting The Drunken Duck (a very nice pub/restaurant/hotel/brewery near Hawkshead, Cumbria). A bloke came in and looked along the bar at the line up of quality beers, all brewed on the premises, and says; "What have you got on cream-flow?"

Some folk have no taste.

Disgusting, cream-flow is for kids.

 

[col]

Whats cream flow?

 

[Globalti]

It's the ultimate fate for a formerly good beer that's gone Euro industrial - Boddington's Bitter for example.

 

[Cubist]

I would like to report after a four days of committed research and personal sacrifice, that it is possible to average somewhere between 15 and 25 pints of Guinness a day as long as the following variables are in place and consistent.
1. You start early enough
2. You are on a Rugby Tour of Eire with your son's U14s team
3. You limit yourself to Guinness that is in a glass
4. You register surprise that it isn't anywhere near as expensive as you'd been led to believe, but had saved up beer tokens at the extortionate price everyone kept telling you about.
5. You take moist toilet paper with you.
6. You don't mind the fact that after four days of committed research your ringpiece will resemble a blood orange, moist toilet paper notwithstanding.