Boris

[Cheddar George]

Oh this could run and run, like the Mouse Trap... who'd you get to read the parts?
I can hear Martin Clunes as Rockaay...

Yes, i was thinking of it as a cross between "under milk wood" and the "archers".

I can't decide if Rocky should be played by Peter Sallis or Ray Winstone.

 

[fossyant]

He'll be back. Boris was at least his 2nd incarnation. Gentleman Cyclist was him as well I think. We'll recognise his tedious verbosity when he pops back up.

He will have to change his IPs first

 

[Cheddar George]

It's a shame Wilfred Bramble is dead. He would make a great Archie.

True.

In an ideal world TVC and Lulubelle would be played by Paul Eddington and Penelope Keith with Felicity Kendal and Richard Briers as Arch and Night train.

 

[Cheddar George]

And who would play you? Kenneth Williams?

'ere ........ no .......... stop messin' about !

 

[Markymark]

I'd play me as I look just like me - although slightly better looking.

 

[Origamist]

He received over 4,000 "likes" from 3,000 posts, so wasn't doing too bad.

True, but imagine if there was a "dislike" or a "repetition" button.

Forums need characters, otherwise it all becomes a bit too stale and same-y.

I'm sure he will return and I hope he does.

If you spot twenty four posts in the space of sixty three minutes on the same thread, of five hundred words or more, saying the same thing (usually with a mildly pro-motorist agenda, poorly masquerading as an even-handed assessment, with a dash or humour) it can only be Boris or one of his sock puppets...

 

[glenn forger]

Is there a way of adding up all the "likes" Boris posted on bis own comments? I would research it myself but can't be bothered.

 

[Markymark]

Is there a way of adding up all the "likes" Boris posted on bis own comments? I would research it myself but can't be bothered.

Does it really matter?

 

[Mugshot]

Is there a way of adding up all the "likes" Boris posted on bis own comments? I would research it myself but can't be bothered.

I don't suppose anybody else can be either. Wouldn't mind seeing a list of aliases though.

 

[Origamist]

Is there a way of adding up all the "likes" Boris posted on bis own comments? I would research it myself but can't be bothered.

Early estimates put it at approx. 4000.

 

[Beebo]

Is there a way of adding up all the "likes" Boris posted on bis own comments? I would research it myself but can't be bothered.

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/i-will-be-appearing-on-bbc-wales.141006/page-17
Loads of lockring and Boris mutual likes on this thread.
Message 335 is a good one, it actually has Boris agreeing with Lockring, and Lockring gives him a like.

 

[Archie_tect]

I'd play me as I look just like me - although slightly better looking.

Who told you that....

 

[Archie_tect]

So, who's the horse....

 

[Glow worm]

Perhaps this thread should be closed now. BB wasted far too much of the internet as it is. He obviously came on here to try to take the pish out of us all but just ended up looking like a sad, lonely old w*****.

 

[glenn forger]

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/i-will-be-appearing-on-bbc-wales.141006/page-17
Loads of lockring and Boris mutual likes on this thread.
Message 335 is a good one, it actually has Boris agreeing with Lockring, and Lockring gives him a like.

It's funny and tragic at the same time.