Sportacus and his pals are like some horrible cheese-dream - weirdness taken to a whole new level!
I'd have to say Bourne; watched the first two films on ITV2 this week and they knock all the Bond films into a cocked hat. I know Bond has the weight of history and the cache of cult status, but he also has high camp, misogyny and some bloody awful storylines.
AWWWW C'Mon Sportacus can do press ups using outspread fingers...ive never seen bond or bourne or mclane do that.
Plus bond drinks like a fish, mclane is fat and bourne is a cheeseburger munching american.......they are all robbie rotten in disguise if you ask me.