Bst headline of the decade

[clid61]

https://www.manchestereveningnews.c...ews/breaking-man-found-dead-cemetery-20134396

 

[Tribansman]

Eh? Doesn't have anything to do with the clocks going forward

 

[Brandane]

"The Bumper Book of Boobs" was a collection of similar entertaining clips from the press over the years, originally published in the 70's IIRC..
"Man found dead in cemetery" is one if the few I can remember from that book. In a similar vein "Shell found on beach" was another. 😄

 

[Slick]

Super caley are fantastic Celtic are atrocious, has to be up there.

Although to be fair, it's pretty old now but still worth dusting off.

 

[houblon]

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Then just below article it says “End of live coverage”

 

[Chris S]

Anti-drugs campaign given shot in arm

 

[clid61]

Bells heard near church

 

[Chris S]

Youth 16 drank beer
I can't remember whether that was in the Express & Star or Birmingham Evening Mail.

 

[gom]

Youth 16 drank beer

I was going to post something, but consider that caps the thread.

 

[winjim]

 

[Profpointy]

Not a true headline (presumably) but a mate of mine was teasing another guy who'd bought the Western Mail - "cow falls over in Carmarthen"

 

[Moon bunny]

One from the Westmoreland Gazette: MAN ATTACKED BY LAKE.

 

[Brandane]

Today's contender - blaze at crematorium.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/

 

[Rezillo]

A favourite from a 1970s compilation:

PASSENGERS HIT BY CANCELLED TRAINS

[sorry, wrong decade]