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[Drago]

Scheme aimed at young arsonists hailed a success​

Surgical removal of arms to be rolled out nationwide to all offenders.

 

[Mike Ayling]

Scheme aimed at young arsonists hailed a success​

Surgical removal of arms to be rolled out nationwide to all offenders.

What a good idea!

 

[Drago]

Ed Sheeran performs surprise hometown gig

Audience of 3 crammed into Sheeran's downstairs toilet.

 

[Drago]

Water firm faces £44.7m 'enforcement package' for sewage failings​

Chairman claims to regret having that curry.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

King's Neices Get Free Accommodation In Expensive Area Of London.

Eugenie & Beatrice are about to be evicted onto the streets of Londinium due to national backlash.

 

[Drago]

International Space Station latest: NASA ends order for astronauts to take shelter - after warning of potential evacuation

Space men had been cowering under golf umbrella.

 

[Gillstay]

World cup teams start arriving in North America.

Hoping they are not going to get arrested at immigration.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

A-level maths exam marking to be watched closely by regulator after students say paper was 'unfair'

Students complain that paper was not the one leaked online, that Chat GPT was unable answer for them, and writing with a pen is tiring.

 

[Drago]

Furious Putin is forced to deny his economy has 'collapsed' as tide of war swings Ukraine's way​

Says the economy is merely taking a well earned rest.

 

[Drago]

Teacher called in sick to go to Portugal for friend's stag do then ripped out pages of his passport to cover his tracks

Wishes he had not sent that postcard to the head teacher.