Drago
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Mike Ayling
Guru
- Location
- Melbourne Downunda
What a good idea!
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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Ed Sheeran performs surprise hometown gig
Audience of 3 crammed into Sheeran's downstairs toilet.
Audience of 3 crammed into Sheeran's downstairs toilet.
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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Water firm faces £44.7m 'enforcement package' for sewage failings
Chairman claims to regret having that curry.
- Location
- Somewhere wet & hilly in NW England.
King's Neices Get Free Accommodation In Expensive Area Of London.
Eugenie & Beatrice are about to be evicted onto the streets of Londinium due to national backlash.
Eugenie & Beatrice are about to be evicted onto the streets of Londinium due to national backlash.
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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
International Space Station latest: NASA ends order for astronauts to take shelter - after warning of potential evacuation
Space men had been cowering under golf umbrella.
Space men had been cowering under golf umbrella.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
A-level maths exam marking to be watched closely by regulator after students say paper was 'unfair'
Students complain that paper was not the one leaked online, that Chat GPT was unable answer for them, and writing with a pen is tiring.
Students complain that paper was not the one leaked online, that Chat GPT was unable answer for them, and writing with a pen is tiring.
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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Furious Putin is forced to deny his economy has 'collapsed' as tide of war swings Ukraine's way
Says the economy is merely taking a well earned rest.
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Drago
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Teacher called in sick to go to Portugal for friend's stag do then ripped out pages of his passport to cover his tracks
Wishes he had not sent that postcard to the head teacher.
Wishes he had not sent that postcard to the head teacher.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
International Space Station latest: NASA ends order for astronauts to take shelter - after warning of potential evacuation
Cause of air leak found to be a bathroom window left open.
Cause of air leak found to be a bathroom window left open.
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Drago
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Iran war latest: Tehran makes new US bases warning - as Trump says he doesn't need deal to take uranium
President adds that he takes two uraniums with a glass of water before bed, does not require a deal as the white house doctor prescribes it.
President adds that he takes two uraniums with a glass of water before bed, does not require a deal as the white house doctor prescribes it.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
100 Years Ago, Thousands Fell Into a Deep Sleep With No Explanation. Today, It’s Still a Mystery.
Reason now discovered as good fairy spills the beans on Snow White.
Reason now discovered as good fairy spills the beans on Snow White.
