Bum Subject!

[montage]

I just do a monster crap once every 4 months just to win those weight loss competitions at weightwatchers

 

[goo_mason]

It's far more satisfying to save it up for three or four days and then scuttle an ENORMOUSLY impressive dreadnought that's a five-flush champ.

 

[goo_mason]

See the adventures of Dr Poo here:
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahysN2sIIw
(nsfw)

 

[Wigsie]

It's far more satisfying to save it up for three or four days and then scuttle an ENORMOUSLY impressive dreadnought that's a five-flush champ.

My 9 year old does this! waits till his stomach hurts then goes and fills the bowl! makes me dry heave every time!

 

[Mycroft]

due to ruined innards i can manage about 10 times a day every so often, believe me i've tried holding it in - don't work!

I have become allergic to garlic, been in hospital twice with it to get re-hydrated!

mostly its once in the morning though and maybe one or two times during the day.

I also sit 90% of the time no mater what practice I'm investing my time in

so i don't really fit on the poll

 

[Fab Foodie]

Twice generally, but often 3 times. Really depends what I'm eating and where (country).
In Russia, high meat, low fruit and fibre diet, then outputs shrivels to a low output of almost small dark rabbit droppings. Home on a much bulkier fibrous fuel, 3 times per day of soft floaters is not unusual.
Was that too much info?

 

[skudupnorth]

Normally save mine till i get to work...might as well get paid for it ! Can't beat pebble dashing someone elses bog

 

[XmisterIS]

Whenever I take laxative ...

 

[Alan Frame]

Daily....usually at 8:10 am

Presumably you get out of bed first ?

 

[Fnaar]

Was that too much info?

Regular as clockwork in t'morning, then once or twice more during the day I eat a lot.

 

[slowmotion]

Is this crap going to be followed by a "wiping poll"?

 

[swee'pea99]

Bertrand Russell was once asked how, as a lifelong atheist, he maintained his eternally positive and cheerful disposition. Was it down to a particular humanist philosophy, or perhaps he found peace through intellectual meditation? He replied: 'I put it down to my habit of defecating twice a day with unfailing regularity.' I'm with Bertrand (which kind of rules me out of the poll).

 

[Bandini]

Gi==

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Why do you want to know Yenners, you bloody weirdo?

 

[yenrod]

Why do you want to know Yenners, you bloody weirdo?

I actually get a sexual kick out of knowing ALL these polls' - information ! - NOT