Butler wanted

[vernon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...m-Palace-princely-starting-salary-15-781.html

Rocky mountain, Patrick and Vernon had better watch out in case their butler is lured away by a better offer.

The salary on offer would not pay the running costs of Fenton's pied a terre in Kirkby Stephen that @User14044 was admiring the other day.

 

[Smurfy]

The salary on offer would not pay the running costs of Fenton's pied a terre in Kirkby Stephen that @User14044 was admiring the other day.

 

[vernon]

I said Kirby Stephen, not Wooler. He wouldn't keep his llamas there.

 

[Smurfy]

I said Kirby Stephen, not Wooler. He wouldn't keep his llamas there.

Calm down! Ruined stone barns all look the same!

 

[vernon]

Calm down! Ruined stone barns all look the same!

Dear Yellow 'why spoil one forum when I can spoil two?' Tim

Keep up at the back. You're as out of touch here as you are over in SCP.

https://www.cyclechat.net/
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/cycling-photo-challenge.9344/post-3665720

 

[slowmotion]

I gave up all ambitions of having a butler after seeing The Servant when I was a teenager. A film by Joseph Losey, and a blooming creepy one at that.
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Vernon is made of sterner stuff than me.

 

[vernon]

I gave up all ambitions of having a butler after seeing The Servant when I was a teenager. A film by Joseph Losey, and a blooming creepy one at that.


Vernon is made of sterner stuff than me.

Fenton can be unnerving for those who meet him for the first time. The absence of an arm, his disarming smile coupled with his piercing eyes and his heavily accented English makes for an unsettling experience for those of a nervous disposition.

My time spent in Mablethorpe on a humanitarian mission prepared me well for coping with Fenton's vagaries

 

[Smurfy]

Dear Yellow 'why spoil one forum when I can spoil two?' Tim

Wow! You really are a bundle of sunshine and happiness!

 

[vernon]

Wow! You really are a bundle of sunshine and happiness!

I am with folk that i like.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Three hundred quid a week,free food and accommodation where's the application form?! Trouble is if they called me back for another interview that'd be another 460 miles i'd have to travel!

 

[slowmotion]

"She's living with a bookie in Wandsworth....."
Bloody Hell, it can't get much worse than that, can it?

 

[MrPie]

Three hundred quid a week,free food and accommodation where's the application form?! Trouble is if they called me back for another interview that'd be another 460 miles i'd have to travel!

An aspiring butler knows when to go the extra mile.
15k? Pah, hardly enough to service the Bentley.

 

[slowmotion]

No thanks. I really don't want one.

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[byegad]

Mod's!

Please close this thread. My butler believes that it is against the law to pay him and I'd hate for him to see that people get paid!