Buy a cheap Boardman

[lozcs]

So my mate was cycling through Handsworth Wood and guy shouts out the window...

Snippets of conversation go like this....

"Oi mate..."

"Up here"

"Wanna buy a bike?"

"It's not nicked honest"

"£400 and I've had at what there worth and that's cheap"

Mate says have you got the shoes to go with the cleats?

"Huh?"

Hmmmmm.....

 

[young Ed]

when someone said, 'it's not nicked honest' what they are really saying is
'just nicked this one and need to shift it quick'
Cheers Ed

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

How did he get the bike out of the window?

 

[NorvernRob]

He's only got one hand on it, should have ripped it off him and ridden off!

 

[young Ed]

How did he get the bike out of the window?

he had only just yanked it from a cyclist on the street below whilst leaning out the window?
Cheers Ed

 

[glenn forger]

Seems quite happy to be photographed.

 

[Drago]

That's hotter than a night with Carol Vorderman and a cask of Guinness.

 

[Wooden Top]

Hi Lozcs. I'm a copper (and daily cycling commuter) at Handsworth Police Station and just randomly came across this whilst lurking. From the picture I'm guessing it was taken just off Friary Road in the 'student' style accommodation.

I would appreciate it if you could ask your friend to contact me via yourself with a private message and I will leave my contact details, as I'm on duty tomorrow on earlies and this clearly needs some further investigation.

Thanks

 

[stephec]

That's hotter than a night with Carol Vorderman and a cask of Guinness.

There's only one way to prove that.

I know it's a dirty job but I'm willing to volunteer.

 

[Drago]

Get in the queue, boy!

 

[Specialeyes]

There's only one way to prove that.

I know it's a dirty job but I'm willing to volunteer.

One from the top row and the rest from anywhere else, please.

 

[lozcs]

Hi Lozcs. I'm a copper (and daily cycling commuter) at Handsworth Police Station and just randomly came across this whilst lurking. From the picture I'm guessing it was taken just off Friary Road in the 'student' style accommodation.

I would appreciate it if you could ask your friend to contact me via yourself with a private message and I will leave my contact details, as I'm on duty tomorrow on earlies and this clearly needs some further investigation.

Thanks

Will send PM

 

[lozcs]

He's only got one hand on it, should have ripped it off him and ridden off!

he was on his bike at the time so would have struggled! ;-)

 

[lozcs]

How did he get the bike out of the window?

That's what I asked!