A piece of motorway and piece of dual carriage way are enjoying a drink in the pub. In walks a piece of red tarmac. The bit of motorway whispers to the bit of carrageway "Come on lets drink up and go before the trouble starts; He's a bit of a cyclepath!"
Mmm, could be a no-goer. At the present moment, here in Teesside, had some very heavy snow tonight, about 4"-6" thick in places. Someone said, there is about 8" up in Weardale and some drifting with it.
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