Cafe Upgrade

[Renard]

Maybe a pop up menu with a selection of skins for your selection may be in order?

 

[Archie_tect]

Please to have area for make sexyporno?

Happy time.

Pepsi max!

No, just keep using Shaun's office.... now it's got a lock.

 

[Archie_tect]

Maybe a pop up menu with a selection of skins for your selection may be in order?

Potato with cheese does it for me...
That reminds me, who's organising the new Healthy Options Menu?

 

[Archie_tect]

As part of the upgrade can we have some proper Sheffield stands installed outside please? The old wheel benders really aren't good enough.

Rythym Thief backed into some last week outside Matalan in Devises, we could get them....

 

[Archie_tect]

I still think they should have kept the formica. All that black leather keeps bringing me out in a rash.

Didn't Arch task you to keep your cassette off the counter?
When she asked, "Would you like a top up?", I think you misheard.

Some nice leopard print Formica....

 

[Renard]

Potato with cheese does it for me...
That reminds me, who's organising the new Healthy Options Menu?

I just passed my diploma in health and nutrition - today!!

 

[Archie_tect]

I just passed my diploma in health and nutrition - today!!

Ah, well done- a volunteer is worth three pressed men.
Congratulations!

 

[Speicher]

Are the staff going a training course? - that waitress, Arch, is a bit stroppy.

She gets stroppy with you because you do not do the washing up properly. I have already suggested that a dishwasher is a good idea. You and Swee'pea will then have to start paying for your coffee and doughnuts.

 

[Archie_tect]

... a dishwasher is a good idea.

Her name is Brenda and she lives round the corner from marinyork.

 

[Arch]

Are the staff going a training course? - that waitress, Arch, is a bit stroppy.

<bangs drink down on table so that it slops into the saucer>

Want anything else?

The pickled eggs stay. No-one's ordered one since they were bought anyway.

 

[TVC]

Some people are fueled with bread and water, for me it's doughnuts and coffee ...

You are Homer Simpson and I claim my £5

 

[Speicher]

You will no doubt make everyone aware that no nuts can be served in the café.














Nuts have to go somewhere else.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

<bangs drink down on table so that it slops into the saucer>

Want anything else?

Charmed I'm sure, I'll have the lobster thermidor and a bottle of Mouton Rothschild 1976, luv.

 

[Arch]

Charmed I'm sure, I'll have the lobster thermidor and a bottle of Mouton Rothschild 1976, luv.

Thermidor's orff dear. I can do you sardines on toast?

<shouts over shoulder "'arry! Bottle of the Mouton for table 6!">


I think we should have themed menu days. I'm planning a WW2 theme day, with Wootton Pie, powdered egg and Snoeuk fritters. Every half hour or so, I'll blow up the pressure cooker in the kitchen for that Blitz feeling.

 

[Archie_tect]

How do you remove sardines from flock wall paper?