Call *that* stupid?

[BigonaBianchi]

I do recall a girl at school who got her tongue stuck in a (glass) Coke bottle and ended up being taken to casualty.

Lesbian?....oh Shut up Boab ffs

 

[swee'pea99]

I once accidentally inhaled half a tube of sherbert. It's surprisingly hard to breathe when you have grains of sherbert fizzing in your lungs. I'm told I went blue and passed out and my boyfriend had to wallop me a few times on my back to bring me round where upon I threw up the sherbert and half my dinner all over him. Needless to say i've never been near a dib dab again!

You've just reminded me of this, which my daughter brought home the other day...


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyk7utV_D2I

 

[Nihal]

Here's what happened to me yesterday,
I was adjusting my saddle tilt the day before and by MISTAKE i left one of the bolts loose.So i was approaching a speed breaker and was a bit lazy to apply the brakes.My forward wheel goes up properly but i come down hard on the back of the saddle and the forward of the part shot up and it hit me ............. somewhere.But hey,i'm stll alive.....

 

[Nihal]

Only if he was wearing pink frilly kickers at the time.



I once burned my hand on one of those electric cookers when I was about 10. I'd never seen one before and didn't know that just because the hob was black, it would still be hot.

I remember the sizzle noise well too.

Look at you,now you've fried Vince .But anyways Watched "Mongrels" and loved it.

 

[Nihal]

[OK if rejectee was Rebekah Brookes?]

Again me asks,Who is this lady????????

 

[Melonfish]

When i was 9 or so i had one of those old BMX's that weighed close to a metric tonne.
being the smart little sod i thought i was i decided that all the older kids taking that camel hump slowly were wimps and i was instead going to jump it. queue massive downhill with furious pedalling, round the raised turn, pedal harder to make the camel humps, launch off the first...
and land squarely on the second, my feet shot off the pedals (did they even have spd's in 89?) and the pedal swung through its axis backwards and the nice solid metal teeth edged pedal struck me in the shin.
blood pouring everywhere as i was in a heap on the floor.
how i didn't break my leg i'll never know!

 

[Fnaar]

Three years ago 18th May 2009, to be precise I posted this in response to the question, 'What is the most stupid thing that you have ever done' in this very forum:

Vernon, I love your stories of derring-don't, you are a legend. I can't find your burning ping-pong story though... would love to read that again.

[edit: found it http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/another-moment-of-madness-chez-vernon.40457/
]

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Descending a steep hillside near Mam Tor, thought I could avoid the ruts left by the trail bikes. Soon had that "where's the front wheel going? feeling". Leg went through the frame and the pedal spikes gouged the length of my shin.
I had a first aid kit... In the boot of the car parked in Castleton a couple of miles away.

Big lesson learnt - Don't try a trail labelled as 'moderate/easy' in MBR magazine. Grrr!

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Put a blanket over the car engine to make a frosty start easier the next morning...

... yes you've guessed it! Drove around all week then remembered and removed it!

 

[Fnaar]

Have put this on here before, but as a kid, I was with a mate, our bikes upturned, making back wheels go as fast as poss. He must have had a "what'll happen if...?" moment, as his finger was drawn slowly but surely towards the rapidly spinning spokes. He lost the end of his finger, and there was a LOT of blood!!

 

[Lisa21]

I put tea on last night....put veg in steamer, put steamer on cooker ready for water and to be turned on last thing. Put fish etc in oven, turned oven on, went away.
Ten minutes later I could smell burning. Really badly.
"It cant be tea" thinks me..."its only just gone on" **puzzled**
Check in oven, fish still frozen. Numpty here had put the gas ring on instead of the oven, on top of which sat my steamer, full of veg but devoid of water.
Poo

 

[Andrew_Culture]

A kid at my primary school shoved a felt tip pen up his lad, and when he retracted it the lid parted company with the pen but not the penis...

 

[vernon]

A kid at my primary school shoved a felt tip pen up his lad, and when he retracted it the lid parted company with the pen but not the penis...

Aaaargghh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Andrew_Culture]

I snorted a spoon of peppermint essence once, it was nearly as bad as when (years later) I snorted vodka.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Ever made a smoothie without putting lid on?