Calling Crock of Gold, calling Crock of Gold......

[vernon]

Today I received a mysterious package in the post from London with a hand written label on it.

Opening the jiffie bag revealed a container wrapped in plastic and some tell tale signs of what was to be revealed when the package was fully unwrapped.

Yep. The real McCoy - some chilli unguent lovingly made and packed in a Nutella Jar.

It goes great with cheese when used sparingly and it's destined to make an acquaintance with mackerel fillets on Sunday.

Cheer Crockers!

 

[vernon]

A pork pie is in for a surprise later today....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Get a room!!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Ooh, while there's a call Crock opportunity - I'll need to borrow back my Brooks spanner sometime soon.

 

[vernon]

Ooh, while there's a call Crock opportunity - I'll need to borrow back my Brooks spanner sometime soon.

Should I post one to him?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Should I post one to him?

Not before I've got mine back. We don't want him posting pictures of Brooks spanners in places all round London.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

[QUOTE 3162473, member: 1314"]I has an idea.[/QUOTE]
Bridges are spanners?

 

[martint235]

Ooh, while there's a call Crock opportunity - I'll need to borrow back my Brooks spanner sometime soon.

I have a spare if you're on the Southend ride tonight

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I have a spare if you're on the Southend ride tonight

Thanks Martin but I won't be on the ride - I'll be in my bed by then.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

[QUOTE 3162552, member: 1314"]I'll be in the Gunmakers pub at lunchtime with the spanner!

EC1R 5ET

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Can't make it, I'm afraid, so you'll have to drink the one you bought me yourself.

 

[Aperitif]

Can't make it, I'm afraid, so you'll have to drink the one you bought me yourself.

He always does. Spanners are useless for CoG...unless you're trying to loosen, not tighten!
Is that your office desk, User? Trust you to put a spanner in the works.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

[QUOTE 3162519, member: 1314"]Is this the spanner to which thou dost allude?

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I'm not falling for that one - it might be a copy, right?

 

[Wobblers]

^^^^^^^^

Crockers, I hate you! All of a sudden I could do with a beer and a drunken conversation with someone (hell, even you'd do!).

Where's my ignore list?

 

[Archie_tect]

I see knives and forks on that [ponsy red] picnic table... that looks promising.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 3163651, member: 1314"]Thou spanner doth have gone downmarket. From posh to chavvo. Give me a Brooks Saddle spanner and I will utilise it to open cans of super strength lager (don't ask)...

... sorry Deptford, but it be now a commoner. On the other hand - posh and common make a good pair! Brooks saddle and tramps' beer!

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Brooks and Tennents Super, an ad agency dream team.