classic33
Leg End Member
May you have a bright future -- as the chimney sweep said to his son.
What is but age? Something to count?
Some people fight it as if climbing the mount.
Choose life with dignity and grace.
And offer a drink to all in this place!
What is but age? Something to count?
Some people fight it as if climbing the mount.
Choose life with dignity and grace.
And offer a drink to all in this place!
The Manager,
Grot shop,
Radford,
Dear Sir,
I am sorry to hear you have not yet received your supply of edible furniture. This can only be due to the non-arrival of supplies. I am, however, deeply disturbed to hear that you have not yet received our new range of dentures for pets, which are proving so popular with bloody silly idiots who put little doggie dentures in glasses of water beside their kennels, and little budgie dentures in even smaller glasses of water beside their cages....
And remember, "life is like a seesaw"