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Gandalf said:
'this man will never play football with his son again'...

"If he can't find a proper ball he'll use a hedgehog like everyone else" said someone from the Teesside area

(by the way, I don't condone it, & I never started it - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/3825587.stm )

How about "It's not a video game, you don't get more lives" - then you could have a picture of the football shirts & floral tributes at the roadside, or the mangled wreckage that precedes said tributes?
 

alecstilleyedye

nothing in moderation
Moderator
picture of attractive female cyclist with male driver overtaking far too close:

she's not impressed with your 8 inches this time.


picture of driver overtaking cyclist too close:

if you look in your mirror, he won't have to.
 

topcat1

vintage Mercian 2012
Location
here
You could have Lance in a Ferrari at a set of traffic lights and Schmacher pulls up on a bike and says "respect". I'm pretty sure they'd do it for some tea and crackers.
 

Carwash

Señor Member
Location
Visby
topcat1 said:
You could have Lance in a Ferrari at a set of traffic lights and Schmacher pulls up on a bike and says "respect". I'm pretty sure they'd do it for some tea and crackers.

Awesome.
 
If you're going to f*ck a cyclist, do it in the bedroom.

A good ride needs more than just a few inches.

Bikes scratch cars, give them a wide berth.

And one for glasgow - The biggest w*nk*rs on the road drive City Sprinter buses!
 

bonj2

Guest
you still got any 'give cyclists room' stickers left magnatom? i'll stick one on my van if you can send me one
 
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