Too slow, but correct.Corkscrew
Those corkscrews do a neat impression of ET, especially when the neck goes up and the arms wave about.View attachment 339494
Yes, your go now.
Nopebutton
Yes indeed. Well donePause button on a remote control
I'm virtually teetotal. I haven't had a drop since lunchtime.Are you sure it's not a beer bottle cap from your favourite tipple?
Gravy granules?
Right area, like your thinkingGravy granules?
Curiously, I remembered you posting about that so you can stop sulking now. (I'd just been away from the computer for a while.)Not wanting that on my conscience, it was the shard of metal that caused my most recent puncture. The bit that was still outside the tyre got bent flat so it could be stood up and photographed.
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I posted about it at the time, so I am slightly hurt and offended that nobody remembers.