You know those insidious corporate team building away day exercises where they ask you to state "something people don't know about you" and you want to say something to shut those mofos up forever?
I think that would win.
Off topic but I have a mate who is, by his own definition, "on the spectrum". He is intellectual and successful in his field. He is also, amongst other qualities, often extremely direct. In a pub a few years back a chap asked him if he played golf and without waiting for an answer backed it up with "whats your handicap?".
without hesitation my mate replied "tourettes, you C*nt"
that shut that Mofo up.
Anyhow
@User, your turn