Caption Competition

[Paulus]

Monkey-----" So you are two timing me"

 

[biggs682]

Nice chez long

 

[Edwardoka]

Call yourself a man? I'm reporting you to trading standards.

 

[captain nemo1701]

Does my bum look big?

No but he's a big boy

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Why can't you understand I really "need" another bike.

 

[Julia9054]

Thank you, silly people!
@Almartino ’s contribution - “Do you want fries with that?”

 

[Jenkins]

The commissioned statue of Charles & Diana was quickly remodelled when the divorce was announced.

 

[sheddy]

Oh no, you've run out of blue pills AGAIN !

 

[DRM]

Her= Why the hell did I think going on Love Island was such a good idea

The statue currently entitled "Lord Rochester, His Whore and a Monkey"

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@Julia9054 suggests other captions may be appropriate. Can you improve it?

 

[mistyoptic]

Too much Monkey Shoulder again?

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

It's ok, it happens to all guys at some time or another.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

"When you said you'd use monkey glands, I want expecting a live one!"

( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serge_Voronoff )

 

[Craig the cyclist]

Is it Kier Starmer and Angela Rayner post-coitally discussing with their candidate exactly what wrong in Hartlepool?

 

[theclaud]

It's ok, it happens to all guys at some time or another.

How apt...

 

[swansonj]

How apt...

To take a whole poem to tell us in tedious detail about your inability to get an erection, but only after having first made sure we all understand that you are in fact able, nay, only too able to get erections by telling us of your premature ejaculation complete with allusions to the quantity of sperm produced - is there not a word for that (other than "tosser")?