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[4F]

I'm 84 you know

 

[wafflycat]

I'm 84 you know

He's looking very good for that age. A true testament to the health benefits of cycling

 

[4F]

Tattooed warlord and her son seen cruising in Clacton

 

[4F]

Hells Angels dissapointed with the turn out at the Clacton Rumble

 

[Dayvo]

Her: 'My children never used to have mudguards on their wheelchairs!'

Him: 'Fukk off!'

 

[NormanD]

Her = "Now lets see how high the bugger leaps, when I press this air horn button"

 

[ComedyPilot]

Her: Now I'm pregnant, will you stand by me?

 

[Yellow Fang]

Him: Careful dear, I just want to come round in front of you.
Her: YOUNG MAN! At your age! At my age, etc...

 

[Yellow Fang]

Her: Nice buff.
Him: Nice buf what?

 

[Fnaar]

Her: Is there a commode built into yours, too?

 

[Apeman]

Where did you get your varicose veins done?