Caption It Competion No. 1

[andabby]

Is this here the start button?

 

[TVC]

Barry, stop mucking about and come out of there at once.

 

[stephec]

Is that an echo?

 

[Cubist]

Bleaching? Wasted yer money there Luv.

 

[Cubist]

There once was an ape from Australia
Who painted his arse like a Dahlia
The petals were fine
The colours divine
But the aroma? Now that was a failure.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

There once was an ape from Australia
Who painted his arse like a Dailia
The petals were fine
The colours divine
But the aroma? Now that was a failure.

very good

 

[TVC]

Buy me a drink first.

 

[Fnaar]

I hereby inaugurate you into the Grand Order of the Chocolate Starfish

 

[pplpilot]

Please, just once , you might even enjoy it.

 

[Dayvo]

I believe in everything in moderation, and I mean everything!

 

[Electric_Andy]

Bum

 

[Donger]

Enough's enough. I might have been OK with them circus fellas training us to ride bicycles, but if you think I'm gonna apply your chamois cream for you in public, you've got another thing coming.

 

[Jenkins]

That remind me - my pencils need sharpening.

 

[Andy_R]

If we dye your arse blonde, your Trump impersonation will be perfect

 

[Dec66]

Pictured: a monkey examines the hind quarters of one of its peer group, recently.