Caption It Competion No. 1

[Dec66]

"...And as you join us at The Crucible, he's lining up a difficult brown..."

 

[Cp40Carl]

"Just like high street banks, you see get to see an a#!*hole in every branch..."

 

[Brains]

There once was an ape from Australia
Who painted his arse like a Dahlia
The petals were fine
The colours divine
But the aroma? Now that was a failure.

Or for the traditionalists ..

There was a young ape form Australia
Who pained her arse like a Dahlia
A penny a smell
was all very well
But tuppence a lick was a failure

 

[Cubist]

I told you to steer clear of Rod Hull.