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[Mad Doug Biker]

Captured on film: The shocking moment the world's strongest man was caught throwing a cyclist into the path of a lorry from a car window!

 

[02GF74]

For bicycle and lorry insurance, go to compare the meerkat dot com.

(who else spotted spoted Aleksander in the back of the Citroen DS?)

 

[Dayvo]

Driver of the Citroën: See, it's all in the wrist action. One little flick of my hand, like getting rid of a bogey, and the bloody cyclist is gone.

 

[colly]

OK OK 15 quid then an' it's yours...............I'm robbin' m'self I am 'onest.

 

[mark st1]

WTF you looking at.

 

[biggs682]

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Nice DS!

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looks like the ds has done the normal Citroen thing and broke down

 

[classic33]

Now do you believe you hit me!

 

[colly]

I said...............I'm a biker, I'm called Doug...................and I am f****** mad.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Yeah, so it's a Raleigh Grifter, not a BMX. Have you got a problem with that?

 

[mark st1]

See i told you there was a blind spot on these lorry's.

 

[colly]

Don't look now but there's a bike on our left with a truck on the handlebars.

 

[Keith Oates]

Go faster they're trying to steal my bike!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Archie_tect]

Hands up who assumed the lorry is moving?

 

[Melonfish]

Day 12, Bike remains invisible and i've made it most of the way across Europe.

 

[perplexed]

'For the last time, will you please turn your sodding Celine Dion tape down...'