Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
You have to remember that these fairy tales originate from abroad. So not only are they bears, but they are also foreigners. So it's not surprising that they behave strangely.
Also the 3 bears made more sense than some of the jesus stuff they used to force upon us.
How dare you!!
that's religion - it is not supposed to make sense so it can retain the ineffable mystery of the greatness of whatever God or Gods you are referring to
note to self - must look up what ineffable means before I use it again
Also the 3 bears made more sense than some of the jesus stuff they used to force upon us.