Cartoons we need em . post your favourites here .

[ebikeerwidnes]

I’m 50 and it annoys me.
I have a personality to just put off anything which is a PITA until it’s too late.
Even fairly basic stuff like airline boarding passes annoys me. What was wrong with paper tickets? Finding etickets for a family of 4 in a stressful airport is a nightmare.

people think I am mad for printing tickets off rather than relying on my phone and email

until I walk past the queue at the "digital" entrance and get in before everyone else!

 

[craigwend]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[Shut Up Legs]

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A PAN AM 747 suffers an engine failure on rotation at LHR:

PILOT: Err ah Clipper 123, we are going to continue straight ahead runway heading and dump some gas.
CONTROLLER: Are you aware, sir, that your current heading takes you over Windsor Castle where her Majesty is currently in residence?
PILOT: (quick as a flash) Ask her majesty, does she just want the gas or the airplane and the gas?

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Electric_Andy]

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4 would be the closest, but it needs to extend down the back more for a more secure fit

 

[Dogtrousers]

I think it would be more likely to wear a woolly bobble hat than a baseball cap.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I think it would be more likely to wear a woolly bobble hat than a baseball cap.

Or a red cap with MAGA written on it??

(Make Aliens Great Again??)

 

[dicko]

 

[craigwend]

 

[dicko]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Seevio]

 

[dicko]

 

[craigwend]