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[Arch]

is a wine cow something specific, or just another name for a wine box?

 

[rich p]

is a wine cow something specific, or just another name for a wine box?

Whine cow is something specific!

 

[rich p]

Are you Count Arthur Strong?

I resemble that remark, I'll have you know. That told 'er.

 

[theclaud]

is a wine cow something specific, or just another name for a wine box?

Sorry I just meant one of those boxes. The replenishing action is reminiscent of milking. I forget sometimes whether particular expressions are shared by others or the arcane product of some distant and forgotten social gathering. A woman looked askance at me last week when I asked if she wanted a lesbian tea...

 

[theclaud]

I resemble that remark, I'll have you know. That told 'er.

ICMFP in that case.

 

[Arch]

A woman looked askance at me last week when I asked if she wanted a lesbian tea...

A what?

We have rubbish tea at work - rooibos.

 

[Arch]

We also, after a slip of the tongue by a colleague, sometimes have Jackflaps with our tea. The favourites have nuts and seeds on, they are Seedy Jackflaps.

 

[theclaud]

And if someone in the Mumbles asks you to get your knockers out, don't be offended - they probably just want a closer look at a black-tailed godwit...



Well... I did say probably.

Lesbian tea is the herbal stuff, as opposed to builders'. It dates back to an obscure third-hand coming-out anecdote...

 

[rich p]

And if someone in the Mumbles asks you to get your knockers out, don't be offended - they probably just want a closer look at a black-tailed godwit...



Well... I did say probably.

Lesbian tea is the herbal stuff, as opposed to builders'. It dates back to an obscure third-hand coming-out anecdote...

Godwits have their knockers , as do tits, but I've nothing against them myself.

 

[longers]

I thought it was just me who drank lesbian tea. It's fruity not herbal though.

 

[marinyork]

I guess there are probably more important things but did anyone work out what's wrong with it? I guess Montage must have switched the light off and nobody knows where the switch is any more and no amount of fumbling in the dark can find it. Can nobody stay in there 24hrs a day, it's not much to ask.

 

[Headgardener]

Has anybody asked Shaun if he knows where the light switch is?

 

[Noodley]

Yes, I am on the case but no sign of him here tonight....I try to alert him in Moderators section when I aware of it being broken.

 

[Shaun]

I've put a support ticket in to IPS - the chat is hosted on their servers.

 

[TheDoctor]

I pity the poor sod who Googles 'lesbian tea' and ends up here.
They'll be quite disappointed.