Chav cyclists

[bonj2]

I think chavs are misjudged a lot of the time, a lot of them are alright. You should probably only judge people if anything for what they do and say, rather than what they are.

 

[Elmer Fudd]

I tightened my anal sphincter muscle expecting the worst.

Have you had unfortunate experiences in the past?

Yes, that's why my Mommy always told me not to accept sweeties off of strange men.

I abide by that rule still.

Although I do offer the sweeties now

 

[girofan]

That Road Ace Elmer, he'd probably just nicked it. That's why it was in such good condition!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

That Road Ace Elmer, he'd probably just nicked it. That's why it was in such good condition!

Maybe, but at least I cycled home instead of walking with a black eye and a pair of swollen terrotosticles !

 

[Big Bren]

I was flagged down by a couple of likely looking young flibbetygibbets in hoodies recently - turned out, rather than attempting to thrash me and have away with my bike, they just wanted to borrow my pump. I ended up spending 15 mins or so fixing a puncture for one of them, then watching enviously as he pulled off effortless coaster wheelies, endo's and stoppies. Nice lads, if a bit rough round the edges.

Bren