Chav-tastic !!!

[Lullabelle]

Far fewer than are clogging up A&E through road accidents and alcohol misuse. Sometimes doctors should STFU and stick the things they're supposed to be competent at.

Health and safety gone mad

 

[vickster]

Far fewer than are clogging up A&E through road accidents and alcohol misuse. Sometimes doctors should STFU and stick the things they're supposed to be competent at.

What like fixing broken bones after an adult has squashed a child on a trampoline?

 

[jefmcg]

Shouldn't that be the non-Working Class

There was no suggestion the neighbours were unemployed.

Chav is just socially acceptable "oik"

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I too have a huge erection.

I do not have a trampoline.

 

[User6179]

I had a 20ft by 20ft trampoline out the back with a big H written in the middle of it but I had to get rid of it as I got fed up with Helicopters trying to land on the it .

 

[User6179]

I too have a huge erection.

I do not have a trampoline.

 

[ufkacbln]

I too have a huge erection.

I do not have a trampoline.

I believe that Ms Goodbody specialises in handling large erections @Fnaar will be able to enlighten

 

[mjr]

I believe that Ms Goodbody specialises in handling large erections @Fnaar will be able to enlighten

I hear she's also pretty expert in the bouncing arts, but I think it'll be a while before we get any advice from Ms Goodbody because it's Christmas and she knows it's rude to talk with her mouth full!

 

[MarkF]

We had one. Luckily we have a long garden, it was up at the top end, an uber 12 footer. I cannot think of anything that gave my kids so much pleasure, my eldest son, now a 23 year old started on it, then his brother (now 18) and then my daughter, we dismantled it & gave it away last summer as my daughter was 15 and it was now "uncool", Now she misses it! I miss sitting out on a summer night, drinking wine and listening to my kids and their friends laughing all night, good times.

BTW in Spanish trampolines are called "elastic beds" (camas elastica), now you know...........

 

[Drago]

You live in a terraced house!

 

[Markymark]

You live in a terraced house!

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What's a terraced house?

 

[Ian H]

Describing someone's partner and children like this is very offensive.
Perhaps a move to some middle class gated community would be a good idea.

But would they let him in, using language like that?

 

[NorthernDave]

Look on the bright side, with the high winds forecast over the next few days, your neighbours might not have the trampoline for long.

 

[Spinney]

What's a terraced house?

One of these:

 

[briantrumpet]

Look on the bright side, with the high winds forecast over the next few days, your neighbours might not have the trampoline for long.

It's the stuff of major news headlines