Hover Fly
He, him, his
They would be best stopping only lorries with Dunlop tyres.
Cheese Heist
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They would be best stopping only lorries with Dunlop tyres.
Reynard
Guru
According to the BBC, the cheese looks like it has been snaffled by Comrade Putin's goons.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ygw9ye90po
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ygw9ye90po
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
All the celebs are in on it. Judge Rind-er is allegedly the ringleader.
Apparently the thieves have now been spotted in Stilton. The boys in blue are on the case.
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
It turned out to be a Käse mistaken identity.
roubaixtuesday
self serving virtue signaller
The gang is rumoured to be run by the famous French aristocrat, the Comte of Monte Cristo.
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
More chemical warfare coming no doubt.
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
I hope the thieves aren’t planning on melting it all down to put on hotdogs… that would be a wurst-käse scenario.
Members of the public are being told , to not to approach the gang and attempt to fondue the goods.
deptfordmarmoset
Full time tea drinker
I've just remembered the Roquefort Files! He had some classic wheels.
Reynard
Guru
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Halloumi to interject. Apparently the police have a Primula Suspect they want to interview
