Cheryl Cole or Danni Minogue?

[4F]

Danni's breasts are a work of art.

No idea who Cheryl Cole is, other than married to a footballer who, presumably, has the surname 'Cole'... Ashley and Joe are the only ones I can think of off the top of my head.

Married "just" to Ashley "shagger" cole and she is one of the bimbo's out of girls aloud

 

[kyuss]

Danni Minogue, absolutely. She's even quite pretty without makeup. Nice bone structure you see. I get the feeling Cheryl needs that bit of slap to look halfway attractive.

 

[kyuss]

So her judging ability must be poor.

Cool. So I'm in with a chance then?

 

[asterix]

They're celebs, I take it? Is x-factor the Simon Cowell thing? If so, who cares.

 

[Abitrary]

The fact that people have voted for Danii over Cheryl indicates to me one of two things:

-The world has at last gone completely crazy with all the economics going on
-People in here are not very wise or blind or both

When Girl's Aloud first came out, everyone fancied the northern irish main singer. Except me. I fancied cheryl, and I thought I was the only one.

I dreamt being a white knight and rescuing her from... er... the people who didn't fancy her. And that is where this story ends.

 

[Keith Oates]

You can see better than either of them in Shanghai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Abitrary]

I think Abitrary and I may be brothers.

How did you feel when she married Ashley Cole?

 

[Abitrary]

I felt like a young beatles fan when Paul McCartney married Linda. Very disappointed indeed.

 

[Abitrary]

You fancy Paul McCartney???

Yes, in a platonic way. I'd like to bum John Lennon right up the bum though.

 

[Lardyboy]

A less famous sister or someone married to a footballer? TBH, who cares? I certainly don't.

 

[SamNichols]

Abitrary, you're on a comedy roll.

I still fancy the Northern Irish one, so you can take Cheryl wherever you want to.

 

[Abitrary]

A less famous sister or someone married to a footballer? TBH, who cares? I certainly don't.

You care inversely, quite a lot I reckon.

 

[Abitrary]

Abitrary, you're on a comedy roll.

I still fancy the Northern Irish one, so you can take Cheryl wherever you want to.

She's got legs like MDF skirting boards someones left out in the sun too long. Plus she's anorexic so probably won't get you snacks as you desire them.

 

[SamNichols]

Fine, i'll just take Eva Green instead. Her voice is less grating anyway.

 

[dudi]

I'd personally go for Cheryl.
might get me the number for Nadine...

or some money from Ashley to leave her alone...