Child care -How to park your Audi 4x4.....

[ufkacbln]

Picking up Tarquin fron the Kiddicaru child care centre, just where do you park your Audi 4x4 with prat personalised plates?

 

[ianrauk]

At my kids nursery, right next to the sign that say's do not use this car park to drop your children off.

 

[Arjimlad]

Well, it is an Audi, don't you know ?!

 

[fossyant]

Well the driver obviously has dodgy legs. Right outside the front door on the grass. Its a 4x4l

 

[Noodley]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGI8YNa5f-M

 

[Kies]

On a bit of plain flat grass to show your off road capabilities!

Every time i see a 4 x 4, in suburban London, i can't help thinking that you would have been better off in a nice executive merc/lexus/audi/bmw you cockwomble!

 

[400bhp]

Park - huh, that's for the unwashed.

I drive through the front doors. It's my privilege.

 

[summerdays]

I'm assuming that if the doors to the building had been big enough and open that they would go for by their coat peg if they could!

 

[Kestevan]

You've missed the correct answer from the list of options.

"Wherever I bloody well want! Now out of my way peasant".

That should cover 99.9% of Audi drivers requirements.

 

[G3CWI]

In the disabled bay.

 

[TVC]

Our local primary school has a special parking area on the road outside marked with yellow zig-zag lines. Very convenient.

 

[subaqua]

was over in High st Kensington today. in one of the expensive organic product shops was a competition to win a landrover. bonkers

 

[Spinney]

Across my gate, usually...

Two complete Tw@ts last week, one stopped to go to the nearby shop across the end of my drive, the other had pulled over across the end of my drive to use his mobile phone. There are double yellows across the end of my drive. As it happens I didn't need to use the car, but they didn't know that.

What made both of them spectacularly tw@tish was the fact that my drive is at the end of a layby, so if they had bothered to reverse 1 cars-length they would have been off the road, no double yellows, and not blocking my sodding drive either!

....and breathe.

Sorry to hijack your thread, but glad I've got that off my chest!!