Chris Moyles on BBC Radio 1. Rant.

[Poacher]

Boothby Graphoe is or was worth a listen.

Graphoe? Graphoe???
For pity's sake, man. Get on your bike, ride from Bardney to Potterhanworth, on through Nocton, carry on towards Metheringham but turn right on the B1202 just short of the village, keep on it for the next 7 or 8 km, crossing the A15 with care, and where do you end up? Boothby Graffoe, that's where.
It's Graffoe! Graffoe!!!
He named himself for the village.
I must get out more.

 

[screenman]

Consider wrist fully slapped