Christmas deliveries to workplace

[vickster]

What's the oddest thing you've had delivered?

This caused much merriment in my office today. It's for my brother's fiancée...

My email from reception...1 spade in for you

 

[Kevoffthetee]

You should of seen the looks from the delivery guy and the other staff when a 6ft male blow up doll arrived at work

The owner has a stupid idea that a blow up doll with a security jacket standing in the shadows with put potential robbers off

 

[vickster]

What's a banana guard??

Aha one of those things, well I never knew that's what it was called! My bro is responsible for merchandising those at John Lewis, they are a big seller apparently!

 

[Glow worm]

At least they called a spade a spade!

I had.a banana guard delivered once which was met with much pish taking

 

[vernon]

What's a banana guard??

This

 

[13 rider]

How are you going to wrap that up so she does not guess what it is

 

[Glow worm]

What's a banana guard??

Aha one of those things, well I never knew that's what it was called! My bro is responsible for merchandising those at John Lewis, they are a big seller apparently!

Yep they do look a bit erm, questionable.

(Not sure why the posts are a bit all over the place tonight?!)

 

[vickster]

How are you going to wrap that up so he does not guess what it is

The gorilla...or the spade?

Latter, was thinking a couple of bin bags and some tinsel

And my brother's fiancée isn't a 'he'

 

[13 rider]

The gorilla...or the spade?

Latter, was thinking a couple of bin bags and some tinsel

And my brother's fiancée isn't a 'he'

Post edited now says she I should have your post correctly sorry

 

[Berk on a Bike]

For a priceless Christmas joke, offer her two spades and tell her to take her pick. You're welcome.

 

[vickster]

I did ask if she wanted a matching fork, she's got one though!

 

[Milkfloat]

This week my office of 9 people had 6 bikes delivered, none of which were mine.

 

[jefmcg]

At least they called a spade a spade!

"I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade. It is obvious that our social spheres have been widely different. "

 

[Markymark]

How did they know what it was?

 

[cyberknight]

I very much doubt they would allow us to have stuff delivered, about 3000 peopel work here afaik so it would be a logistical nightmare .