Christmas junk you don't need

[rich p]

My suggestion for Christmas junk we don't need is Christmas itself!

Christmas avatars before Christmas. Or indeed after or during Christmas.
Hark the herald angels sing - a dreadful dirge that should be banished to the back of the cupboard along with Do they know it's Christmas and Jingle Bell Rock.
Chocolate santas. Chocolate bunnies. Chocolate anything apart from chocolate bars and truffles.
Sesame wafers at the bottom of the Christmas stocking.
Turkey.

Ah, the little rays of sunshine....

 

[jefmcg]

1. An Orange

What's wrong with an orange? It's food, and mighty good food at that.

(I don't really get the Christmas<->orange connection as I grew up in the Southern Hemisphere, but everyone needs fruit)

 

[Dave 123]

Tins of poor quality chocolate.

 

[Piemaster]

Turkish Delight and Dates. Gross

Turkish delight. Bleurgh, especially when it's in a box of assorted chocolates and you pop it into your mouth inadvertently as the bit of paper that identifies which choccie is which has disappeared. And it's the only one left.
Only people I know who actually eat them are older ladies.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Christmas TV, how many times can they replay Scrooge?

 

[Grant Fondo]

Tin of Baxters Mulligatawny soup thats sits in the cupborad for 15 years

 

[Dave 123]

[QUOTE 4602663, member: 259"]I live in the spiritual home of good chocolate and I still love Quality Street. As long as I don't have to chew my way through the crap toffee in the gold wrappers. [/QUOTE]


Coconut ones

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

[QUOTE 4602663, member: 259"]I live in the spiritual home of good chocolate and I still love Quality Street. As long as I don't have to chew my way through the crap toffee in the gold wrappers. [/QUOTE]
You live in Cadburyland, who knew?

 

[slowmotion]

A George Foreman Low-Fat Grill.

 

[Tin Pot]

Slipper socks.
Neon nail polish kit.
Humerous mug.
Novelty picture frame.
Photo in a snowglobe.
Paving slab sized chocolate bar.

Exactly the kind of utter tosh I'm talking about.

Well done.

 

[Tin Pot]

Foot spa, what woman doesn't want a foot spa.

Exactly why I won't buy it.

Has anyone ever used one?

 

[John the Monkey]

 

[Tin Pot]

[QUOTE 4602613, member: 259"] View attachment 154709 [/QUOTE]

She already has "Now that's what I call Christmas!!!".

Pass me a revolver.

 

[Piemaster]

She already has "Now that's what I call Christmas!!!".

Pass me a revolver.

Novelty one?

 

[TVC]

Exactly why I won't buy it.

Has anyone ever used one?

Lots of people have, but only once.