Christmas junk you don't need

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rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
My suggestion for Christmas junk we don't need is Christmas itself! :laugh:

Christmas avatars before Christmas. Or indeed after or during Christmas.
Hark the herald angels sing - a dreadful dirge that should be banished to the back of the cupboard along with Do they know it's Christmas and Jingle Bell Rock.
Chocolate santas. Chocolate bunnies. Chocolate anything apart from chocolate bars and truffles.
Sesame wafers at the bottom of the Christmas stocking.
Turkey.

Ah, the little rays of sunshine....
 
1. An Orange
What's wrong with an orange? It's food, and mighty good food at that.

(I don't really get the Christmas<->orange connection as I grew up in the Southern Hemisphere, but everyone needs fruit)
 
Turkish Delight and Dates. Gross xx(
Turkish delight. Bleurgh, especially when it's in a box of assorted chocolates and you pop it into your mouth inadvertently as the bit of paper that identifies which choccie is which has disappeared. And it's the only one left.
Only people I know who actually eat them are older ladies.
 
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Christmas TV, how many times can they replay Scrooge?
 

Dave 123

Legendary Member
[QUOTE 4602663, member: 259"]I live in the spiritual home of good chocolate and I still love Quality Street. As long as I don't have to chew my way through the crap toffee in the gold wrappers. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]


Coconut onesxx(
 
[QUOTE 4602663, member: 259"]I live in the spiritual home of good chocolate and I still love Quality Street. As long as I don't have to chew my way through the crap toffee in the gold wrappers. :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
You live in Cadburyland, who knew? :laugh:
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
A George Foreman Low-Fat Grill.
 

John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
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