Christmas Spam

[matticus]

Every festive season is an excuse for companies to send you a new advert for their crap (which you didn't want in November. Or October. Or ... )
This is the most personal and insulting so far::


Christmas is just around the corner... 🎅🎅

So we have launched our own monthly instalment plan to make it easier for you to book a driving course this christmas,

View our prices here and see how much it could cost you a month! - Check Prices

Get £50 off any driving course using
Discount Code: 50XMAS

Regards,

National Intensive
www.nationalintensive.com
You may unsubscribe to stop receiving our emails.

 

[DCLane]

Having looked at them - and decided not to use them for my son's intensive driving course - I'm not surprised.

Try Bennett's instead

 

[matticus]

Try Bennett's instead

Thanks.

I think ...

 

[fossyant]

And I thought this was about processed ham ! You are getting almost as bad as another member with his poor thread titles.

 

[matticus]

And I thought this was about processed ham !

Think that shows more about you than me.

Obviously I would have put such a thread here: https://www.cyclechat.net/forums/food-drink.192/

 

[FrankCrank]

 

[Oldhippy]

One of the joys of never shopping on line for anything and no form filling online I get no spam at all!

 

[Chris S]

One of the joys of never shopping on line for anything

I don't have much choice - it's about the only place I can get bits for my 1980's 3-speed bike.

 

[Fab Foodie]

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Proper festive!


…and tastier than a Turkey.....

 

[IanSmithCSE]

A few years back, a brewery, it might have been Titanic did a Stuffing and Cranberry beer, which is sort of what I was hoping for on this thread.

It tasted like raspberry flavoured custard cream biscuits, it was wonderful for a pint.

For some reason it was never repeated and I am totally sure that I did not dream it after a few pints of Kinver Full Centurion (10%) or Three Tuns XXXXXXX (roughly this number of Xs) which was also fun.

 

[mistyoptic]

A few years back, a brewery, it might have been Titanic did a Stuffing and Cranberry beer, which is sort of what I was hoping for on this thread.

It tasted like raspberry flavoured custard cream biscuits, it was wonderful for a pint.

For some reason it was never repeated and I am totally sure that I did not dream it after a few pints of Kinver Full Centurion (10%) or Three Tuns XXXXXXX (roughly this number of Xs) which was also fun.

You'd probably like Brewdog's "Layer Cake" then

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I'm currently getting this from a software supplier of ours:

"The <redacted> 2021 Advent Calendar: Day 15"

Unfortunately, I can't unsubscribe as it's from the same place I hear about software upgrades and other *useful* information.

So every day I just delete the email.

 

[IanSmithCSE]

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, and just be clear No, No,

Personal rant of the day Brewdog <expletive deleted><strong expletive deleted><very strong expletive deleted>

 

[postman]

Just had a phone call from Ryan I kept calling him Brian he wants to open up a digital company,and is inviting me to work for him.I read about this scam,it's to do with money laundering I think,goodbye Brian sorry Ryan.

 

[sheddy]

Disappointed at the lack of spam suggestions for Christmas dinner